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PUBLISHED SHORT STORIES BY TOM OFFLAND

A Few Things I Miss About Skeletons

 Visions Issue Two, 2019, The Best of British Fantasy, 2020 


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HOMESICK DOPPLER-SHIFTED EXTRATERRESTRIAL BLUES

 Visions Issue One, December 2018


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EXCUSE ME GHOST (3 stories)

 The Junket, October 2016 


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I have a Gzhelian Age Heart in me

Litro, January 2016


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John Ruskin and Turner in the Bashkirian Age

Short listed Bath Flash Fiction Award, October 2015 


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The International Encyclopedia of Dogs

Vol. 1 Brooklyn, April 2015


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171

The Bohemyth, December 2014


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Aliens

Everest Magazine, October 2014


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The Mayor of Southwark and the Asselian Age

Litro, September 2014 


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Nothing Happened in the Artinskian Age

theNewerYork, June 2014


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Elephant

Corium Magazine, April 2014


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Relaxing into the delight of buses

The Pygmy Giant, January 2014


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You are a small voice to me

Keep this bag away from children, January 2014 


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Mud Flats

Noncanon Quarterly Volume II, January 2014

The day I drew the Lascaux Caves

Eunoia Review, January 2014


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Bridges

For Every Year, November 2013 

Talking Okinawa Blues

Zouch Magazine, October 2013 


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Two Channel

Squawk Back, September 2013

Pests

The Bohemyth, July 2013 


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Doors

In Parentheses, April 2013


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Regulars

Cadaverine Magazine, March 2013


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William Shakespeare gets his ear pierced

330 Words, January 2013 


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171

 The Bohemyth, January 2013


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The Marylebone Mazurka Club and Me

Notes from the Underground, March 2012


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