PUBLISHED SHORT STORIES BY TOM OFFLAND
A Few Things I Miss About Skeletons
HOMESICK DOPPLER-SHIFTED EXTRATERRESTRIAL BLUES
EXCUSE ME GHOST (3 stories)
I have a Gzhelian Age Heart in me
John Ruskin and Turner in the Bashkirian Age
The International Encyclopedia of Dogs
171
Aliens
The Mayor of Southwark and the Asselian Age
Nothing Happened in the Artinskian Age
Elephant
Relaxing into the delight of buses
You are a small voice to me
Mud Flats
Noncanon Quarterly Volume II, January 2014
The day I drew the Lascaux Caves
Bridges
For Every Year, November 2013
Talking Okinawa Blues
Two Channel
Squawk Back, September 2013
Pests
Doors
Regulars
William Shakespeare gets his ear pierced
171
The Marylebone Mazurka Club and Me
Notes from the Underground, March 2012